“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Somebody has just used an
Incorrect term online and I’m
Hurt and offended! Call the PC
Police, lock his ass up for life.”
What? Wait, you’re crying ‘cause I
Accidentally used the wrong
Term? Jesus, son, don’t you
Think there are much bigger
Issues facing us as humans?
Why not pop down your local
Hardware store to “take a fence”
Rather than calling in the entire
101st Chairbourne division. All
You keyboard warriors need a life.
Why not stop for just a minute?
Step back. Take a breath or two.
Look at the context that my words
Were used in. That’s right – it’s
Just a simple misunderstanding.
If, after all that, you’re still offended
Then maybe the internet ain’t the
Place for yo’ ass. Unlike you, I’m not
Bothered by some random words
Put there by some drama seekers.
It’s all about the context I’m using.
If I wanted to hurt and offend, trust me,
You’d know about it. I don’t do
Subtle. Remember “Battle Cry”?
I’m ready for another round, fuckers.