In the kingdom of office cubicles,  

there’s Andy, our unorganized brash king penguin,  

waddling through the chaos, wearing mismatched socks,  

confusing spreadsheets with snack sheets—  

the only guy who can turn a meeting into a fishing trip.  

He flaps his flappers in excitement,  

“Who needs preparation when we have enthusiasm?”  

And we nod, trying to find our missing stapler, wondering if it swam south for the winter.