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About Bob W Christian

Bob W Christian has been writing poetry for more than 20 years. He started as a way to help to process his thoughts and emotions as an autistic man, and to address the impact of CPTSD. As he wrote, and slowly gained the confidence to share his poems, he was given incredibly positive feedback, which spurred him to write more. During that time, he has written six books, and had numerous guest publications in books and magazines around the world. His work has earned several accolades recently, including recognition in the Dark Poet’s Club 2025 competition. Alongside poetry, Bob enjoys photographing nature and birds, and is often praised for his keen eye behind the lens. (One of the official photographers Torbay Pride 26) A husband, father and grandfather, he regularly shares his observations, reflections and creative work through his personal blog, The Ramblings of Bob Christian.

Finding Humor in the Unscripted Moments

What makes you laugh?

It’s a simple question, isn’t it? The kind that feels like it should have an easy, ready-made answer. A list, perhaps. A few dependable go-tos. Something neat and repeatable.

But the truth is, laughter doesn’t really work like that.

For me, it’s rarely the obvious punchline. Rarely the polished joke. It’s not the thing that tries to be funny that gets me. It’s the moment that isn’t trying at all.

Mrs Bob, for instance.

Sometimes—very occasionally—she’s intentionally funny. A well-timed comment, a dry observation, the kind that lands clean and you have to give it to her. Those moments exist. I won’t deny them.

But more often, it’s not that.

It’s the in-between bits. The things she says without realising. The way a sentence comes out slightly sideways. The look that follows when she knows—just a second too late—what she’s said. That’s where the laughter lives.

And the strange part? You couldn’t script it if you tried.

That’s the thing about what makes us laugh. It’s not just the content—it’s the context. Timing. Familiarity. History. It’s knowing someone well enough that the smallest deviation from their “normal” becomes unexpectedly brilliant.

Laughter, I think, is recognition.

It’s that moment when something feels both surprising and completely true at the same time. When the world slips slightly out of alignment, just for a second, and you get to notice it.

And maybe that’s why it’s hard to manufacture.

Because the more you try to force it, the more it slips away. Real laughter tends to arrive uninvited. It shows up in the middle of ordinary moments. In conversations that weren’t meant to be funny. In people just being themselves.

Especially the ones you know best.

So what makes me laugh?

Not much, if we’re talking about the obvious stuff.

But also… quite a lot, if you know where to look.

Stay Safe

Bc

How I Talk to Bees (and Maybe to Him Too)

Some people see bees and step back… I see them and start talking.

Mrs Bob’s late father was a beekeeper — one of those gentle souls who understood patience, nature, and the quiet hum of life. The kind of man who didn’t just keep bees… he worked with them, respected them.

And maybe that’s why, whenever one hovers near me, I can’t help but smile and say a quiet hello.

Because part of me is convinced it’s him… just checking in.

Checking she’s okay.
Checking I’m looking after her.
Still keeping watch, just in a different way now.

There’s something comforting in that thought — that love doesn’t really leave, it just changes form. Like the rhythm of nature itself… always moving, never gone.

So I’ll keep talking to them.

Just in case 🐝

Bee sitting on my hand

Turns Out, You Don’t Need the Van

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

When I was five, I probably didn’t have a carefully mapped-out career strategy, a five-year plan, or a LinkedIn profile (shocking, I know). What I had instead was a TV, an imagination, and the absolute certainty that adults were missing a trick.

Because obviously… I wanted to be in The A-Team.

Not “like” them. Not “inspired by” them. No—in the team. Driving the van, welding something together out of scrap in a barn, and emerging ten minutes later with a fully operational, physics-defying contraption. That seemed like a perfectly reasonable life goal.

Looking back now, it says a lot.

It wasn’t about fame or money. It was about belonging to something—your people, your crew. A band of misfits who somehow made things work, usually with duct tape, bad plans, and sheer stubbornness. There’s something in that which sticks, even decades later.

As a kid, you don’t overthink it. You don’t worry about qualifications or whether you’ve got the “right experience.” You just see something that feels right and go, “Yeah… that. I’ll have that.”

And maybe that’s the point.

Because while I never quite made it onto The A-Team (still waiting for the call, by the way), bits of that idea carried on. The tinkering. The creativity. The slightly chaotic “let’s see if this works” approach to life. 

Turns out, you don’t need the van or Mr. T’s jewellery to live a version of it.

You just need a bit of imagination… and maybe a shed to build things in.

Stay safe,
BC

Handle with Care

What’s something most people don’t understand?

Life isn’t sturdy.

It isn’t built like the houses we trust,
With brick and mortar confidence,
With insurance policies and backup plans,
With a neat little calendar reminder
For when things go wrong.

No.

Life is more like glass.

Not the thick, bulletproof kind you see in films,
But the kind you find in an old photo frame—
Smudged with fingerprints,
Held together with hope
And a couple of bent clips on the back.

And yet…

We carry it around
Like it’s indestructible.

I’ve seen enough

The arrivals.
The departures.
The quiet hospital rooms where time sits heavy in the corner,
And pretends it’s not watching you.

I’ve brushed past the edge myself a few times,
Close enough to hear the silence
On the other side of the noise.

And here’s the thing

When it’s your time…

It’s your time.

No bargaining.
No “just five more minutes.”
No dramatic speeches that rewrite the ending.

The universe doesn’t negotiate.

(It barely even acknowledges the complaint.) 

But here’s the bit people really don’t get

Fragile
Doesn’t mean pointless.

In fact, it’s the opposite.

It’s because it breaks
That it matters.

We spend so much time
Armouring up for battles
That may never come,

Saving the good mugs “for best,”
Putting off the phone call,
Waiting for the mythical “right moment”
(You know the one—
It lives somewhere between tomorrow and never.)

Meanwhile—

Life is happening in the small things:

A quiet cuppa in the shed.
A daft joke that makes no sense but still lands.
The way someone you love smiles
And suddenly the whole room feels lighter.

Those moments—

They’re not the background.

They’re the whole show.

I didn’t learn that from books,

Though I’ve read enough of them

Holy ones, dusty ones,
The kind that promise answers

And the kind that just ask better questions. 

No

I learned it the long way round.

By living.
By losing.
By realising that strength
Isn’t about holding everything together…

It’s about knowing it won’t stay that way
And choosing to love it anyway.

So here it is, plain and simple

What most people don’t understand is this:

You don’t have time.

You have now.

And now is fragile.
Handle it accordingly.

Stay safe,
BC

From Rubber Keys to Restless Days

How has technology changed your job?

I remember my first computer like it was yesterday. A rubber-keyed wonder that felt like the future had crash-landed in my living room. Hours spent typing lines of code just to make a dot bounce across the screen. Simple times. 

Fast forward to now… and everything is faster, shinier, and infinitely more complicated.

Back then, if something went wrong at work, you fixed it with your hands, your head, or a bit of good old-fashioned teamwork. Now? There’s an app, a system, a login, a password you’ve forgotten, and a mandatory update right when you need it most.

Don’t get me wrong, technology has made life easier. Communication is instant. Tasks that once took hours now take minutes. I can sit in my shed, write a poem, take a photo, and share it with the world before the kettle’s even boiled. That’s not nothing.

But it’s also changed the pace. Everything is “now.” No breathing room. No chance to just get on with the job without something pinging, beeping, or demanding your attention.

I suppose the biggest change is this:
We used to control the tools.

Now it sometimes feels like the tools control us.

Still… I wouldn’t swap it entirely. That old Spectrum might have started the journey, but it’s the modern kit that lets me keep rambling on here, sharing my scribbles with whoever happens to be listening.

Swings and roundabouts, I guess.

Stay safe,
Bc

The Gospel According to No-One

If you’re reading this,

it’s probably because the world has grown teeth again.

Sharp ones.

And someone, somewhere,

has mistaken their fear for scripture.


I want to tell you something,

and I want you to remember it

like your own name in your own voice.

You are not a mistake.

You are not a contradiction.

You are not a sin

that snuck past the gates of Heaven

wearing a hoodie, and hoping not to be seen.


You are divine

in ways the pages of their ancient book

forgot how to describe.

You are every sunrise

they never looked up to witness.

You are love

before it’s been broken down

into rules, revisions, and red tape.


Listen to me very carefully,

because the world won’t always say it this plainly.

There is nothing wrong with you.

Not your softness.

Not your sharpness.

Not the way your truth

refuses to fold itself

into smaller shapes

just to make other people comfortable.


Some people will try to turn

Their Deity into a weapon

and aim it at you.

So remember,

anything that demands your erasure

to prove its holiness

is neither holy, nor worth your time.


Their sermons

are not stronger than my love.

Their bigotry

is not bigger than your light.

You never have to shrink to survive,

not while I have breath.

I will always stand

between you and their stones.


I will always be the place

you can come back to,

even if your voice is shaking,

even if your hands are tired

from building yourself over and over

in the aftermath of their ignorance.

And if anyone tells you

that your existence is an offense to their God,

look them in the eyes, and tell them:


“My father (who art in Devon) taught me

that love doesn’t need permission.”

“Learning to Sit Still in a Noisy Mind”

What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?

I’d love to tell you I’ve got something impressive tucked away.
Something flashy.
Something that makes people stop mid-sentence and go, “well… that’s a bit special.”

But truth be told, I don’t.

Unless you count the ability to overthink absolutely everything at three in the morning… which, let’s be honest, isn’t exactly a party trick.

Now—if we’re talking about wishing for a skill… that’s a different kettle of fish.

I think I’d like the ability to switch off the noise.

Not the world—because for all its chaos, it’s still got moments of magic tucked into the corners—but the internal chatter. The constant replaying of conversations, the “what ifs”, the “should haves”, and all the little ghosts we all drag around with us.

Because if I could quiet that?

I reckon I’d hear things clearer.
See things sharper.
Feel things without second-guessing whether I’m doing it “right.”

It’s a funny thing really… we spend years learning skills—jobs, hobbies, all the practical stuff—but nobody hands you a manual for your own mind.

So maybe that’s my secret non-skill.

Learning—slowly, imperfectly—how to sit with myself without trying to fix, fight, or flee from it.

Not flashy.
Not marketable.
But quietly powerful.

And if I ever master it…

I’ll be sure to let you know.

Stay safe,
BC

Somewhere Between Warm, and Gone

What is your favorite type of weather?

Well… that depends on the day, the mood, and whether the kettle’s just boiled.

But if I’m being honest—proper honest, no messing about—it’s autumn. Always has been.

There’s something about it that just sits right.

Not the blazing heat of summer where everything feels too much, too loud… and definitely not the biting cold of winter that gets into your bones and sets up camp. Autumn’s that middle ground—the in-between—where the world seems to take a breath and say, “steady on.”

You step outside and the air’s got that crisp edge to it. Not unfriendly… just enough to wake you up. Like nature giving you a gentle nudge instead of a shove.

Leaves turning all shades of fire—gold, amber, rust—before they let go and drift down like they’ve made their peace with it. And there’s something in that, isn’t there? A quiet reminder that not everything has to last forever to be beautiful.

It’s the kind of weather where you can chuck on a hoodie, stick the kettle on, and just be. No pressure to do anything grand. Just exist for a bit.

Maybe sit in the shed, if you’ve got one… tinker with something that doesn’t really need fixing, or scribble a few lines that may or may not turn into something meaningful later. 

And yeah… there’s a calm to it. A grounding sort of peace. The kind that doesn’t shout about itself, but you notice it all the same.

So yeah—autumn.

Not too hot, not too cold… just right.

Stay safe,
Bc

The Teachers Who Didn’t Know They Were Teaching

Who was your most influential teacher? Why?

That’s a funny one, because the honest answer is… they never stood at the front of a classroom.

They never handed me homework.
Never marked my work in red pen.
Never told me to “try harder” or “see me after class.”

Instead, they showed up on a screen… late at night… while I was scrolling and trying to figure out where I fit in all this poetry malarkey.

I’m talking about Kyle Tran Mhyre AKA Guante and Neil Hilborn — part of the Button Poetry stable that, quite frankly, turned everything I thought I knew about poetry on its head.

Before that moment, poetry felt… stiff.

Like it belonged in dusty books.
Like you needed permission to write it.
Like every line had to behave itself, sit up straight, and rhyme politely.

And then I stumbled across slam poetry.

Raw.
Honest.
Messy in all the right ways.

I remember hearing Guante for the first time — reading “Ten Responses To The Phrase, Man Up”the way he delivered his words, not just saying them but meaning them — and it hit me like a freight train. This wasn’t poetry you studied… it was poetry you felt in your chest.

Then came Neil Hilborn, with “Joey” that unmistakable vulnerability, laying everything bare in a way that made you uncomfortable… in the way truth usually does.

And that was it.

That was the moment the penny dropped.

Poetry didn’t have to rhyme.
It didn’t have to be pretty.
It didn’t even have to make people comfortable.

It just had to be real.

That discovery changed everything for me. 

Because up until then, I thought I didn’t fit into poetry.

Turns out… I just hadn’t found my kind of poetry yet.

These weren’t teachers in the traditional sense.
But they taught me more than most ever could.

They taught me that:

  • your voice doesn’t need permission
  • your story is valid, even when it’s messy
  • and sometimes the most important thing you can do… is say the thing others are too afraid to

And maybe that’s what a real teacher is.

Not someone who tells you what to think,
but someone who shows you that you can.

So yeah…

My most influential teachers?

Two poets on a screen,
who had no idea I was sitting there,
quietly learning how to finally find my voice.

Stay safe,
BC

Somewhere Between Busy and Alive

What do you wish you could do more every day?

I wish I could slow down…

Not in the dramatic, sell-everything-and-move-to-a-mountain kind of way.
Just… slow down enough to notice the bits of life that don’t shout for attention.

Because the truth is, life has a funny way of slipping past while you’re busy doing the important things.
Work. Responsibilities. The never-ending to-do list that seems to breed overnight like gremlins in the sink. 

And before you know it, the day is done,
and you’re left wondering where it actually went.

I wish I could spend more time in those small, quiet moments.

The ones that don’t look like much from the outside…
but somehow feel like everything when you’re in them.

Sitting with a good book from the top of that ever-growing pile,
getting comfy, and just disappearing into it for a while. 

Or standing outside with a camera in hand,
trying to catch the moon before it decides it’s had enough of being admired. 

Or even just sitting in the shed, tinkering with something that doesn’t really need fixing…
but fixing it anyway, because it gives your mind somewhere quiet to land. 

I wish I could be more present.

Not half here, half somewhere else.
Not thinking about what’s next, or what I should have done yesterday.

Just… here.

Because if life has taught me anything, it’s that it’s fragile.
Painfully, beautifully fragile.
And it doesn’t wait for you to catch up. 

There’s no pause button.
No rewind.
No “I’ll get to it later” that actually guarantees you will.

I wish I could do more of the things that make me feel human.

Write more.
Notice more.

Appreciate more.

Tell the people I care about that I care about them —
not just assume they know.

Laugh a bit louder.
Breathe a bit deeper.
Let the world be what it is, without trying to wrestle it into something it’s not.

Because at the end of the day…

It’s not the big moments we miss.

It’s the small ones we never made time for.

So I suppose the real answer is this:

I don’t wish for more hours in the day.

I just wish I used the ones I’ve got…
a little better.

Stay safe
BC