Funny How Life Changes You

What do you love now, that you hated when you were younger?

This one is surprisingly easy to answer.

When I was younger, weekends were for going out. Loud music, crowded clubs, late nights, and the belief that if you weren’t out doing something, you were somehow missing out.

These days?

You’ll find me happily doing the exact opposite.

Give me a quiet Friday evening in the garden with Mrs Bob, listening to the birds settling down for the night instead of someone shouting over music that’s three decibels short of causing structural damage.

Give me an early night and eight hours of uninterrupted sleep over crawling into bed just as the sun is thinking about getting up.

Give me staying in over clubbing every single time.

Perhaps the biggest surprise of all is that I’ve learned to appreciate my own company. As an autistic bloke, a veteran, and now a proudly grumpy fifty-year-old hermit, I’ve finally realised that peace isn’t something you find in the middle of a crowd.

Sometimes it’s found in silence.

Sometimes it’s found with a mug of coffee, a good book, or simply watching the garden grow.

And more often than not, it’s found sitting beside Mrs Bob, neither of us saying very much, because after all these years we’ve discovered that the best conversations don’t always need words.

It’s funny how the things we once avoided become the very things we treasure.

Maybe that’s not getting old.

Maybe that’s simply learning what happiness actually looks like.

Stay safe,

Bc

When Your Gut Knows Before Your Head Does

What’s a time you followed your gut and it turned out to be exactly right?

People often say you should trust your instincts, but if we’re honest, that’s much easier said than done.

Logic has a habit of barging into the conversation, armed with spreadsheets, pros and cons, and a long list of reasons why doing something completely mad is… well… completely mad.

Fourteen years ago, I found myself standing at one of those crossroads.

I’d met Mrs Bob and, after we’d been talking for a while, the conversation turned to something that, on paper, seemed utterly bonkers. I would sell up, leave my engineering career at Rolls-Royce Aerospace, and move 250 miles away to the beautifully strange little town of Totnes.

Think about that for a moment.

A secure job.
Family close by.
Friends I’d known for years.
A familiar life.

And I’d be giving it all up for a woman I’d only recently met.

If I’d listened purely to my head, I’d probably still be sat there making lists of reasons why it couldn’t possibly work.

But there was something else.

A quiet feeling deep down that simply said, this matters.

Not because it made logical sense.

Not because there were guarantees.

Just because it felt like the beginning of something incredibly special.

So I took the leap.

Looking back now, fourteen years later, I can honestly say my gut got it absolutely right.

Totnes has become home. I’ve become part of the local community, met some wonderful people, discovered opportunities I could never have imagined, and built a life with Mrs Bob that has been richer than I ever expected.

Of course, following your instincts doesn’t always mean everything is easy. There have been challenges, unexpected turns and moments where we’ve wondered what comes next. That’s just life.

But I’ve never once looked back and wished I’d stayed where I was, simply because it felt safer.

Sometimes your gut isn’t asking you to ignore common sense. It’s asking you to recognise something your heart has spotted long before your brain catches up.

Not every leap works out.

But every now and then, your instincts quietly whisper the truth before the evidence arrives.

Mine certainly did.

And for that, I’ll always be grateful.

Stay safe,

BC

Superman/Wayne 2028

Emperor Palpatine has announced open elections for a new Emperor — and he’s nominated Darth Vader. You get to nominate one challenger.

Every now and then the internet throws out a wonderfully ridiculously geeky question.

This is one of those moments.

The Galactic Empire has decided to embrace democracy. (Yes, I know. Stay with me.) Emperor Palpatine has announced open elections for a new Emperor, and his chosen successor is none other than Darth Vader.

An intimidating candidate, certainly.

Strong leadership credentials.

Questionable HR record.

Now, my nomination?

It has to be Kal-El, better known to most people as Clark Kent or Superman.

Not because he is the strongest person in the room. Although that certainly helps.

Not because he could flatten the Death Star without breaking a sweat.

But because power has never really been what Superman is about.

He was raised by ordinary people who taught him kindness over cruelty, compassion over conquest, and responsibility over personal gain. Despite possessing the ability to rule through fear, he consistently chooses service instead.

That, to me, is what makes a leader.

Imagine the campaign posters now…

Superman/Wayne ’28

Bruce Wayne handling the economy.

Clark Kent reminding everyone that saving people still matters.

Alfred quietly running the entire administration while pretending he is “just making tea.”

Meanwhile, poor Darth Vader would be trying to explain why force-choking political opponents should still count as a legitimate debate tactic.

Mind you…

There is one rather awkward elephant standing in the polling station.

Dr. Manhattan.

Technically speaking, if he decided he wanted the job, elections would become something of a formality.

When you perceive time all at once, reconstruct yourself atom by atom, and possess abilities bordering on outright divinity, democracy starts looking more like a courtesy than a necessity.

Thankfully, unlike Palpatine, Dr. Manhattan has never seemed particularly interested in governing anyone. Which is probably fortunate for everyone involved.

So yes.

My vote goes to Superman.

Because sometimes the strongest leader is simply the one who still believes people are worth saving.

Stay safe,

Bc

When Breaking the Rules Isn’t the Biggest Crime

There’s a question that’s been rattling around my head lately.

The sort of question that turns up uninvited while you’re making a brew, staring out the window, or trying to switch your brain off at two in the morning.

It’s this:

If someone breaks the rules…
but does it to expose injustice, protect vulnerable people, or force society to confront something ugly it would rather ignore…

Are they still wrong?

Now before anyone starts clutching pearls and screaming “criminal apologist” into the comments section — hear me out.

Because history gets very awkward when we pretend the law and morality are always the same thing.

They aren’t.

They’ve never been.

Women fighting for the right to vote broke laws.
Trade unionists broke laws.
People hiding persecuted families during wars broke laws.
Civil rights protesters broke laws.

And at the time? Society often called them dangerous.

Funny how hindsight turns “troublemakers” into heroes once enough years pass.

Take groups like Anonymous exposing tax avoidance schemes or hacking corporations they believe are exploiting the system. Or activists protesting companies like ATOS over the treatment of disabled people during benefit assessments.

Now, I’m not saying every action taken in those movements was right. Some crossed lines. Some undoubtedly harmed innocent people. Some were driven by anger more than wisdom.

But here’s where it gets morally messy:

If institutions with power refuse to listen peacefully…
what exactly are desperate people supposed to do?

Sit quietly?

Wait politely?

Fill out the correct forms while people suffer?

Because one thing life has taught me is this:

People rarely disrupt comfort unless they feel ignored.

Most people don’t wake up one morning and think,
“You know what would be fun? Risking arrest.”

Usually there’s frustration behind it.
Pain behind it.
Sometimes desperation behind it.

And society has an interesting habit of condemning the reaction while conveniently ignoring the cause.

That doesn’t magically make illegal acts morally pure, of course.

Hurting innocent people is still wrong.
Destroying lives for “the greater good” is still dangerous territory.
Self-righteousness can become its own kind of tyranny if left unchecked.

But I do think there’s a difference between greed-driven crime and conscience-driven disobedience.

One asks:
“What can I take?”

The other asks:
“How do I force people to look?”

And perhaps that’s the uncomfortable bit.

Civil disobedience embarrasses society.
It pulls hidden things into the light.
It forces conversations many would rather avoid because they threaten comfort, power, or profit.

The problem is that morality isn’t tidy.

We desperately want clear villains and heroes because ambiguity makes us uneasy.

But real life lives in the grey areas.

A hacker exposing corruption may also break privacy laws.
A protester blocking roads may also stop an ambulance.
A whistleblower may ruin careers while revealing truths that needed exposing.

Human beings are complicated creatures carrying both good intentions and flawed execution in the same hands.

Personally?

I think intent matters.
Consequences matter too.

And perhaps the real question isn’t:
“Was the law broken?”

Perhaps it’s:
“Why did people feel breaking it was the only way left to be heard?”

Because if enough people are willing to risk punishment just to expose suffering, corruption, or inequality…

Maybe the bigger societal failure happened long before the protest began.

Stay safe,

Bc

I Keep Counting Anyway

Every morning
before the sun stretches itself across my window,
before my coffee tastes like anything but bitter,
happiness hides.

She’s crouched behind the blinds,
folded into the corner of yesterday’s pillow,
laughing quietly at me
as if I don’t know how to look for her.

I try.

I try like I know her favorite hiding spots,
like I know the exact way she breathes when she’s shy,
like I can coax her out with half-empty mugs
and songs that smell like home.

But she moves.

Slips under the fridge,
slides into the cracks of my bathroom tiles,
hides in the sound of my keys clattering
like she’s daring me to follow.

So I do.

I follow.

And sometimes,
just sometimes,
she peeks out
like a shy smile from a stranger in a crowded street.

For that moment,
my chest remembers what it’s like to be full,
and I swear
I hear the echo of her saying,

you found me again.

Then she disappears.

And I swear I’ll find her tomorrow.

Because happiness
isn’t something that knocks politely.

It is a professional hide-and-seek champion,
undefeated for as long as I’ve known her.

And me?

I am the kid counting with my eyes closed,
hands over my face,
promising the dark that I’m still playing.

Every morning,

before the day can tell me who I need to be,

I start searching.

(c)BobChristian

The Right Book at the Right Time

What’s a piece of media (book, movie, song) that changed how you see the world?

This is a very tough choice, truth be told.

There’s obviously The Watchmen, my first ever graphic novel, which started a lifelong love affair with comic books that’s still going strong today.

Then there’s String Theory for Dummies, the book that accidentally sparked a conversation with what is now Mrs Bob.

Both of those deserve posts of their own, and I’m fairly sure I’ve rambled about them before.

But if I had to choose the one piece of media that genuinely changed the direction of my life, it would be…

Wicca: A Guide for the Solitary Practitioner by Scott Cunningham.

This book came into my life at exactly the right moment.

At the time, my life was an absolute mess. I was going through a particularly nasty breakup, carrying around a lot of anger, hurt and resentment. Looking back, I also realise I was an autistic man who hadn’t yet been diagnosed, trying to make sense of emotions I simply didn’t have the tools to process.

Then someone showed me kindness.

A witch, who had once found comfort in the very same book herself, passed it on to me.

It wasn’t a book about casting spells that changed me.

It was a book about responsibility.

About balance.

About understanding that every action has consequences.

The lesson that has stayed with me happened shortly afterwards.

My ex broke into my home, took a lot of our belongings and trashed much of what she left behind.

The old me would probably have jumped in the car, driven straight over there and made the whole situation infinitely worse.

Instead, something clicked.

For the first time, I understood that anger wouldn’t repair my home.

It wouldn’t replace what had been stolen.

It wouldn’t heal what had happened.

All it would do was make me ill, and give the people who had hurt me the satisfaction of knowing they’d got exactly the reaction they wanted.

Walking away wasn’t weakness.

It was peace.

That one lesson changed everything.

It led me to read more about Wicca, which in turn eventually led me towards Mahāyāna Buddhism. Although they’re very different paths, both encouraged me to slow down, look inward and understand that my mental and physical wellbeing are deeply interconnected.

Those philosophies helped me become a calmer person.

A happier husband.

A better father.

A better grandfather.

They’ve also influenced the way I write, the way I see people, and the compassion I try to show others.

Without that one book…

Without the kindness of the woman who first placed it into my hands…

I honestly don’t know where I’d be.

There’s every chance I’d have let my anger make decisions for me.

And when anger starts making your decisions, the ending is rarely a good one.

Sometimes the books that change your life aren’t the bestselling novels or the classics everyone studies at school.

Sometimes they’re simply the right book…

Arriving at exactly the right time.

Stay safe,

Bc

Be Careful What You Rewrite

If you could change the ending of any book, which one would it be?


Honestly, none of them.

Changing the ending sounds simple enough, but stories are a bit like dominoes. Nudge the last piece and, sooner or later, you discover you had to move all the others too.

To reach a different ending, you’d have to change the journey that led there.

Which raises two questions:

A) Would it still be the same book you’d fallen in love with?

B) Could one small change create a plot twist so drastic that the story ends early—or never happens at all?

It’s the literary version of the butterfly effect.

Change the ending, and you might just change everything that made the story worth reading in the first place.

Stay safe,

Bc

Kein Fluent, Kein Problem

Which languages do you speak and how did that impact your life?

If I’m being honest, I’m not exactly what you’d call a natural linguist.

At school, I struggled with French. Not in a poetic “language is difficult but rewarding” way — more in a “this is not sticking no matter how many times I look at it” way. I dropped it as soon as I was allowed to and never really felt the need to revisit it.

For a while, that was the end of the story.

But then life, as it tends to do, started involving travel.

And when you travel, you eventually realise there are two types of English tourists:

The first speaks only English, slowly and loudly, as if volume is the missing translation layer.

The second attempts a heavily overacted version of the local language, usually with an accent that makes things worse rather than better.

I’ve tried not to be either.

So over time, I started doing something much more modest: learning just enough of a language to not be completely useless when I arrive somewhere.

Norwegian, Italian, Icelandic — the usual holiday mix. Nothing fluent. Nothing impressive. Just enough phrases to order food, say thank you, and avoid looking like I’ve just landed from another planet expecting everyone to accommodate me.

What I found is that people don’t really expect perfection.

They notice effort.

In Norway, for example, I’d try a few badly assembled sentences and get the same reaction almost every time — a brief smile, a correction, and then a switch into perfect English. Sometimes better English than I could manage in my own language before coffee.

But that wasn’t really the point. The point was never fluency. It was participation. Even clumsy participation counts.

Then lockdown happened.

Like a lot of people, I started picking up random new things just to keep the brain occupied. I chose German. No grand reason at the start — it just interested me.

Then I discovered something unexpected: a German relative in the family history, a POW who later married into the family. That shifted it slightly. It stopped being just vocabulary and turned into something with a bit more weight behind it. History you can’t really ignore once you’ve seen it.

I paused for a while, then picked it back up again about two years ago.

I’m still not fluent. I’m not even close. But I can get by if I need to. I think. At least in theory.

And if I’m completely honest, that’s probably where it ends.

It hasn’t changed my life in any dramatic way. I haven’t suddenly become multilingual. I haven’t unlocked some secret version of myself who navigates Europe effortlessly chatting to locals in perfect dialects.

It’s just… there.

A skill in the background. A small advantage that may or may not ever get properly used unless I spend more time in Germany.

There is one unintended side effect, though.

Working with people from all over the world over the years has given me something far less structured than language ability — a patchwork collection of swear words and rude phrases in multiple languages. Completely unplanned. Entirely unofficial. And somehow, far more memorable than anything I’ve learned in a classroom.

So no, I don’t speak multiple languages fluently.

But I’ve learned enough to show willing, enough to get by, and enough to understand that most communication isn’t really about grammar anyway.

It’s about effort. Timing. And not shouting English at people as if it eventually becomes understandable if you increase the volume enough.

Stay safe

Bc

Most Storms Pass

What’s the best advice you’d give to someone younger than you?

The older I get, the more I realise that life isn’t about avoiding mistakes.

It’s about surviving them.

When we’re young, every setback feels enormous. Every wrong decision feels permanent. Every failure feels like the end of the world.

It isn’t.

Trust me.

You will make mistakes.

Some small.

Some spectacular.

Some that will keep you awake at three in the morning replaying conversations that happened years ago.

At the time, those mistakes will feel overwhelming. You’ll be tempted to react immediately, to panic, to assume everything is ruined.

But very rarely is anything as catastrophic as it first appears.

Pause.

Take a moment.

Evaluate the situation before reacting.

Ask yourself what can be learned from it.

Because that’s really all any of us can do.

Learn.

Adapt.

Move forward.

The same applies to relationships.

At some point, someone will break your heart.

At another point, if you’re honest with yourself, you may end up breaking someone else’s.

Neither experience is pleasant.

Both hurt.

And in those moments it can genuinely feel as though the world has ended.

It hasn’t.

The sun still rises.

Life keeps moving.

And eventually, so will you.

What feels unbearable today often becomes the lesson you’re grateful for tomorrow.

That doesn’t mean the pain isn’t real.

It is.

But pain has a strange habit of becoming wisdom if we allow ourselves to learn from it.

Looking back, many of the experiences I once wished had never happened turned out to be the very things that helped shape me into who I am today.

The failures taught resilience.

The heartbreak taught empathy.

The mistakes taught humility.

None of it was wasted.

So if I could offer one piece of advice, it would simply be this:

Don’t sweat the little stuff.

Life is going to throw enough challenges your way without you carrying the weight of every minor inconvenience as well.

Most things work themselves out.

Most storms pass.

Most worries never become reality.

As a Buddhist mantra reminds us:

Dhairyaṁ, kṣaṇa kṣaṇa, siddhiḥ.

Patience, moment by moment, brings accomplishment.

Sometimes growth doesn’t happen in giant leaps.

Sometimes it happens one difficult day at a time.

One lesson at a time.

One breath at a time.

Keep going.

You’ll get there.

Stay safe,

Bc

Inspired by Those Who Speak for the Unheard

Who are you most inspired by?

Truthfully, I’m inspired by other poets.

Not necessarily the famous (stuffy) ones in textbooks, but the ones who use words as a torch rather than a decoration. The poets who shine a light into dark corners and make people stop and look at the injustices we’ve learned to ignore.

The ones who write about poverty, inequality, mental health, discrimination, and the struggles that so many people carry in silence.

I’ve always admired the idea that a poem can be more than a collection of pretty words. It can be a protest. A witness statement. A hand reaching out to someone who thought they were alone.

Outside of poetry, I’d probably say the Buddha. Not because of religion, but because of the emphasis on compassion, self-awareness, and reducing suffering where we can. In a world that often rewards noise and division, there’s something powerful about choosing kindness and understanding instead.

If my writing ever achieves anything worthwhile, I’d hope it’s that it encourages people to look at each other with a little more empathy than they did before.

Stay safe,

Bc